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I am Winston Desu. This blog is a collection of witty quotes about life, sex and alcohol.
Some things are better done at night.

Like, sleeping.

Some things are better done at night.

Like, sleeping.

Santa would be the worst Tax Agent. He knows where all the bad companies are ;-)

If you have enough sheep, you can build a state.

—Little known feature of real life Settlers of Catan.

If we could survive the communism, we can survive prosperity as well.

~w-desu

If we could survive the communism, we can survive prosperity as well.

~w-desu

Philosophizing is the same as taking a shit. Most of it is done in the bathroom.

~w-desu

Philosophizing is the same as taking a shit. Most of it is done in the bathroom.

~w-desu

Do you drink?
If this is a question, then the answer is no.
But when it is a challenge, then the answer is yes.

A Czech saying

Do you drink? If this is a question, then the answer is no. But when it is a challenge, then the answer is yes.

A Czech saying

Placing memories in logical order after a night spent partying is a puzzle game for adults.

~w-desu

Placing memories in logical order after a night spent partying is a puzzle game for adults.

~w-desu

Obese people should pay more for plane tickets.

Reasons: Engines need to burn more fuel to lift extra few pounds.

After some calculations, including average person weight (Europe 70 kg, US 80 kg), weight of an empty Airbus A330-200 ( max load with fuel 230 tonnes), and 240 passengers, I concluded that extra fat on people makes no difference whatsoever.

Result: Fat people suck. They fill your armrest with their chub, and eat the whole snack bar. Nobody cares about transportation costs anyway.

~w-desu

Obese people should pay more for plane tickets.

Reasons: Engines need to burn more fuel to lift extra few pounds.

After some calculations, including average person weight (Europe 70 kg, US 80 kg), weight of an empty Airbus A330-200 ( max load with fuel 230 tonnes), and 240 passengers, I concluded that extra fat on people makes no difference whatsoever.

Result: Fat people suck. They fill your armrest with their chub, and eat the whole snack bar. Nobody cares about transportation costs anyway.

~w-desu

Do you write down your dreams after you wake up?

I tried. I failed. It’s stupid. When I looked at my dream description after two weeks, it was pure nonsense. So unless you write down a huge block of text explaining everything, don’t bother writing down anything at all.

My dream description was this: In dream there was a mad adventure, I met a band. Then a dream where I’m in some other place, and i get a text message from a musician from the band in previous place, who says that he finally saw a gig he always wanted to see.

~w-desu

Do you write down your dreams after you wake up?

I tried. I failed. It’s stupid. When I looked at my dream description after two weeks, it was pure nonsense. So unless you write down a huge block of text explaining everything, don’t bother writing down anything at all.

My dream description was this: In dream there was a mad adventure, I met a band. Then a dream where I’m in some other place, and i get a text message from a musician from the band in previous place, who says that he finally saw a gig he always wanted to see.

~w-desu

What do we want to do in life?

Most men want to change the history. Embark on great journeys, make epic discoveries, build and construct astonishing things, conquer new worlds and make life better for everyone.

Most women want to feel happy.



~w-desu

What do we want to do in life?

Most men want to change the history. Embark on great journeys, make epic discoveries, build and construct astonishing things, conquer new worlds and make life better for everyone.

Most women want to feel happy.

~w-desu