Santa would be the worst Tax Agent. He knows where all the bad companies are ;-)
If you have enough sheep, you can build a state.
—Little known feature of real life Settlers of Catan.
Philosophizing is the same as taking a shit. Most of it is done in the bathroom.
Placing memories in logical order after a night spent partying is a puzzle game for adults.
Obese people should pay more for plane tickets.
Reasons: Engines need to burn more fuel to lift extra few pounds.
After some calculations, including average person weight (Europe 70 kg, US 80 kg), weight of an empty Airbus A330-200 ( max load with fuel 230 tonnes), and 240 passengers, I concluded that extra fat on people makes no difference whatsoever.
Result: Fat people suck. They fill your armrest with their chub, and eat the whole snack bar. Nobody cares about transportation costs anyway.
Do you write down your dreams after you wake up?
I tried. I failed. It’s stupid. When I looked at my dream description after two weeks, it was pure nonsense. So unless you write down a huge block of text explaining everything, don’t bother writing down anything at all.
My dream description was this: In dream there was a mad adventure, I met a band. Then a dream where I’m in some other place, and i get a text message from a musician from the band in previous place, who says that he finally saw a gig he always wanted to see.